I’m nominating the Tube Nosed Fruit Bat to be the new manager of the City of Molalla. I figure this newly discovered species in New Guinea could provide excellent unbiased leadership in a city that currently is saddled with an unethical manager who can’t follow a land use rule, balance a budget or provide information as requested by the elected City Council. I bet Mr. Tube Nose wouldn’t cost much to feed and he’ll really enjoy all those night meetings. Best of all, he looks highly intelligent, relaxed and content.
Meet the new City Manager of Molalla (I’m am searching for a new Mayor and City Planner and will keep you posted!):