Monthly Archives: April 2011

R.I.P: Molalla URBAN RESERVE IS DEAD! BCC votes to DENY!!!!

R.I.P update 4/28/2011: At City Council last night, incompetent “manager” Atkins said he would leave his post by Sept or Oct – or SOONER – because of his failure as a city manager! There is a god! And the Council … Continue reading

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Molalla hires a Night of the Living Dead consultant to try to GOUGE THE CITIZENS!

First, thanks readers! The Blog just passed 11,000 hits since its “birth” in June last year. Whether you are a concerned local citizen, a bankrupt city official, or a nutty MX “fan” I appreciate your readership. Last night failed “manager” … Continue reading

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Molalla: LONG COMMUTE, INCOMPETENT and LOW QUALITY: You’d be NUTS to invest there!

4/26/2011: Stay tuned for a report about “manager” Atkins’ CRAZY WORLD meeting last night! Coming soon to this blog! Builders of New Homes Seeing No Sign of Recovery: “Builders and analysts say a long-term shift in behavior seems to be … Continue reading

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Dear Eric Kyllo: Molalla is a FORECLOSURE GHOST TOWN!

From the Desk of Your City Manager, Mr. Tube Nose Dear Eric Kyllo, We all had some hilarious fun this week at City Hall dissecting your self-serving comments about the supposed entitlement of the Kyllo  family to receive special favors … Continue reading

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Molalla needs to TELL THE TRUTH: Oregonlive letter to editor

Letter to the Editor: Clackamas County planning commissioners were right to reject Molalla Published: Thursday, April 14, 2011, 5:45 PM     Updated: Thursday, April 14, 2011, 5:53 PM By Letters to the editor The Oregonian Anyone familiar with Molalla’s “planning” … Continue reading

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More nutty Molalla news: A town Born to Lose!

Wow, all I hear and read today is nutty Molalla news: The television news keeps blaring the local heroin bust over and over again – all you hear is “MOLALLA/HEROIN”.  Nice publicity there – what’s bankrupt manager Atkins going to … Continue reading

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Mr. Tube Nose’s first Molalla newsletter

(Parody coming, look the other way if you can’t take a joke!) From the Desk of Mr. Tube Nose, your City Manager Hello, let me introduce myself. I am Mr. Tube Nose, the new City Manager of Molalla. I am … Continue reading

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